{"id":1177,"date":"2012-05-01T00:46:04","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T00:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/learning-new-words-at-school"},"modified":"2012-05-01T00:46:04","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T00:46:04","slug":"learning-new-words-at-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=1177","title":{"rendered":"Learning New &#8216;Words&#8217; At School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After Austen completes her homework, Dada reviews it and tells Austen she forgot to capitalize someone&#8217;s name, which is a mistake Austen makes frequently, so she&#8217;s kind of tired of hearing us correct her. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Austen&#8217;s response, without missing a beat:&nbsp; &#8220;Fuck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Dada: &#8220;Ughh&#8230;(holding in a smile)&#8230;Austen, you should not use that word.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Austen:&nbsp; (with a sincere tone) &#8220;I&#8217;m only saying fuck to myself.&#8221;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Dada: (now trying to hold in laughter) &#8220;Still, it is not a nice word so don&#8217;t say it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Austen:&nbsp; &#8220;OK.&nbsp; Sorry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Dada: (another blog entry!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Austen completes her homework, Dada reviews it and tells Austen she forgot to capitalize someone???s name, which is a mistake Austen makes frequently, so she???s kind of tired of hearing us correct her. Austen???s response, without missing a beat:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}