{"id":145,"date":"2011-05-27T13:02:07","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T13:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/almost-perfect"},"modified":"2011-05-27T13:02:07","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T13:02:07","slug":"almost-perfect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"Almost Perfect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard Austen telling Gage, &#8220;Let Me Teach You Something&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p \/> Don&#8217;t answer the door, Gagey. Check who it is first. If it&#8217;s Grandma or Grandpa or Chacha, or if it is Morgan or my other cousins, then you can open it. If you don&#8217;t know who it is, do not open the door. Tell me and I will get the phone and call 911 so the police officer comes and takes the people away. Also, if someone has candy, don&#8217;t talk to them because they will take you away and we won&#8217;t see you anymore. <\/p>\n<p \/> Now, let&#8217;s go look for some bugs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard Austen telling Gage, &#8220;Let Me Teach You Something&#8230;&#8221; Don&#8217;t answer the door, Gagey. Check who it is first. If it&#8217;s Grandma or Grandpa or Chacha, or if it is Morgan or my other cousins, then you can open it. If you don&#8217;t know who it is, do&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}