{"id":2655,"date":"2005-10-16T01:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-16T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/poopies-happen"},"modified":"2005-10-16T01:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-16T01:29:00","slug":"poopies-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=2655","title":{"rendered":"Poopies Happen!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;\">During Austen&rsquo;s pediatrician appointment, as the nurse was approaching her with the Vaseline-covered anal thermometer, Austen made the biggest and loudest poopie ever, soaking her diaper with a puddle of baby poopies.&nbsp; The nurse backed off, &ldquo;Alright, I guess we won&rsquo;t do this right now.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mommy and Daddy think this was a strategic move on Austen&rsquo;s part, although the persistent nurse returned to complete her anal probe.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During Austen???s pediatrician appointment, as the nurse was approaching her with the Vaseline-covered anal thermometer, Austen made the biggest and loudest poopie ever, soaking her diaper with a puddle of baby poopies. The nurse backed off, ???Alrigh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}