{"id":3074,"date":"2006-04-13T04:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T04:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/crawling-danger"},"modified":"2006-04-13T04:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T04:38:00","slug":"crawling-danger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=3074","title":{"rendered":"Crawling = Danger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Opens the door to her toy house and hits herself in the face. Here she is successfully crawling through her toy house:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/famousfamily2.dnsalias.org\/famousfamily\/archive?ID=65093&amp;size=medium\" \/><\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/famousfamily2.dnsalias.org\/famousfamily\/archive?ID=65095&amp;size=medium\" \/><\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/famousfamily2.dnsalias.org\/famousfamily\/archive?ID=65096&amp;size=medium\" \/><\/div>\n<p \/>-Sits on the stoop of her toy house, and then falls backward:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/famousfamily2.dnsalias.org\/famousfamily\/archive?ID=65097&amp;size=medium\" \/><\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/famousfamily2.dnsalias.org\/famousfamily\/archive?ID=65099&amp;size=medium\" \/><\/div>\n<p \/>-Pulls on string tie attached to her toy basket. It&#8217;s way longer than 6 inches. Babyproofing must commence immediately!<\/p>\n<p \/>-Crawls over and whacks Nietzsche. If you know Nietzsche, you know that&#8217;s risky.<\/p>\n<p \/>-Tries to stand up while leaning on the handle of a canvas basket. Crash!<\/p>\n<p \/>-Crawls off the edge of the futon in the play room and is caught by Mommy. Apparently she doesn&#8217;t look down while crawling.<\/p>\n<p \/>**********************<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/famousfamily2.dnsalias.org\/famousfamily\/archive?ID=65102&amp;size=medium\" \/><\/div>\n<p \/>&#8220;What? Me? Causing trouble? I can stand by myself with a monkey in my hand. No sweat.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Opens the door to her toy house and hits herself in the face. Here she is successfully crawling through her toy house:&#8221;What? Me? Causing trouble? I can stand by myself with a monkey in my hand. No sweat.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}