{"id":3240,"date":"2008-02-01T08:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T08:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/austen-likes-to-go-to-bed-with-a-bottle-but-t"},"modified":"2008-02-01T08:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T08:42:00","slug":"austen-likes-to-go-to-bed-with-a-bottle-but-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=3240","title":{"rendered":"Austen likes to go to bed with a bottle, but this is causing problems &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She and the bed keep getting soaking wet.  She only drinks water but she&#8217;s very attached to soothing herself with a bottle.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_httpicanhaschee_bcaux\" height=\"329\" src=\"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/media_httpicanhaschee_bcaux-scaled500.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/div>\n<p>moar <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/\">funny pictures<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She and the bed keep getting soaking wet. She only drinks water but she&#8217;s very attached to soothing herself with a bottle.moar funny pictures<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}