4yo to 3yo: you can’t climb up here (top of playhouse) because it’s dangerous. 4yo: it’s ok because my mom doesn’t even care (also about climbing) Gage: Dad! I need you to be here later to get me down (from top of playhouse) 4yo unable to climb but half way up: help! I’m stuck. Can you get me down? Me: I’ll help you down. 4yo: Wait. Can you help me get up first? Gage: (hiding under the play set with 4 girls) Wait. There’s too many people under here! Me: That’s not something to complain about, Gage! 4yo to another 4yo in reference to 2yo unsuccessfully trying to climb playhouse: Make sure she doesn’t climb up there! Countless running collisions (head on, side impact, etc): Uhhh! (Followed by more running) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
4yo to 3yo: you can’t climb up here (top of playhouse) because it’s dangerous. 4yo: it’s ok because my mom doesn’t even care (also about climbing) Gage: Dad! I need you to be here later to get me down (from top of playhouse) 4yo unable to climb but half way up: help! I’m stuck. Can … Continue reading Overheard kids’ comments at Gage’s preschool playground<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}