{"id":3962,"date":"2013-11-19T18:31:15","date_gmt":"2013-11-19T23:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=3962"},"modified":"2013-11-19T18:31:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T23:31:15","slug":"homework-potty-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=3962","title":{"rendered":"Homework Potty &#8220;Humor&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Austen is leaning into Dada on sofa doing math homework; she is grumpy.  Dada says to use the power of his butt to help with math (yes, Dada tells strange butt jokes&#8230;).   Austen replies with an expected grumpy &#038; mumbling answer.  Gage, sitting across the room playing with Legos replies, &#8220;no! It has poop in it! Your butt has poop in it!&#8221;   Austen and Dada start laughing.  Gage yells, &#8220;No. You can&#8217;t laugh because I&#8217;m making fun of you with poop!&#8221;  Ahhh&#8230;fun times. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Austen is leaning into Dada on sofa doing math homework; she is grumpy. Dada says to use the power of his butt to help with math (yes, Dada tells strange butt jokes&#8230;). Austen replies with an expected grumpy &#038; mumbling answer. Gage, sitting across the room playing with Legos replies, &#8220;no! It has poop in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=3962\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Homework Potty &#8220;Humor&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}