{"id":871,"date":"2006-05-15T08:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T08:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austenandgage.com\/austen-moves-up-to-crashing-the-computer"},"modified":"2006-05-15T08:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-15T08:59:00","slug":"austen-moves-up-to-crashing-the-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"Austen moves up to crashing the computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After sufficiently screwing up the universal remote control with minimal effort, Austen decided she needed a new challenge.  While Mommy was working in the office, Austen honed in on her next challenge &#8211; the PC.  She quickly crawled to the power strip and pressed the illuminated switch, effectively powering off all computer devices.  <\/p>\n<p \/>The PC did not agree with this action and now refuses to boot up.  Daddy will now need to spend countless hours backing up, <a href=\"http:\/\/345am.com\/cinandvin\/2006\/07\/pc-repair.html\">rebuilding and restoring the PC<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p \/>We couldn&#8217;t find this &#8216;milestone&#8217; in any baby book but crashing a PC before reaching your first birthday&#8217;s gotta be high on the list, right?  Well, it was a Microsoft operating system so it may not be the biggest accomplishment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After sufficiently screwing up the universal remote control with minimal effort, Austen decided she needed a new challenge. While Mommy was working in the office, Austen honed in on her next challenge &#8211; the PC. She quickly crawled to the power str&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/austenandgage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}