During Austen’s pediatrician appointment, as the nurse was approaching her with the Vaseline-covered anal thermometer, Austen made the biggest and loudest poopie ever, soaking her diaper with a puddle of baby poopies. The nurse backed off, “Alright, I guess we won’t do this right now.” Mommy and Daddy think this was a strategic move on Austen’s part, although the persistent nurse returned to complete her anal probe.