4yo to 3yo: you can’t climb up here (top of playhouse) because it’s dangerous. 4yo: it’s ok because my mom doesn’t even care (also about climbing) Gage: Dad! I need you to be here later to get me down (from top of playhouse) 4yo unable to climb but half way up: help! I’m stuck. Can you get me down? Me: I’ll help you down. 4yo: Wait. Can you help me get up first? Gage: (hiding under the play set with 4 girls) Wait. There’s too many people under here! Me: That’s not something to complain about, Gage! 4yo to another 4yo in reference to 2yo unsuccessfully trying to climb playhouse: Make sure she doesn’t climb up there! Countless running collisions (head on, side impact, etc): Uhhh! (Followed by more running)